It Looks Like We Have People Teleporting All Willy Nilly In England

What.

The.

Fuck?

Everyone knows that the first rule of teleporting is that you never do it anywhere there are cameras streaming live. Literally first thing they tell you at teleporting training. This woman and kid just broke the golden rule that number 80 broke on USC last year in front of the entire world.

Now I’m sure there are plenty of people out there that think I am an idiot for saying these people are teleporting and they may be right. Which is why I am going on the record that these people are actually time travelers. We all know how crazy everything is in the political world. Brexit in England. Russia vs. Ukraine. Everybody vs. Everybody Else here in America. What if these people sent to Britain to break up Brexit? Or sent to 2018 to stop World War III from popping off in 2019? Or maybe just maybe they are the real life John and Sarah Connor sent back to battle against Jeff Bezos before his evil machine empire becomes fully operational?

Or they are aliens. Yeah, they are probably just aliens that mistakenly beamed down during a live news feed.

JK, they are definitely time travelers sent to destroy Bezoscorp before it’s too late. #JoinTheResistance