British Prime Minister Theresa May Gets Accused Of A Premature Parliamentary Ejaculation

Spoiler alert: Theresa May is a nondickhaver.

Things are off the rails in England. Never in my wildest did I imagine I’d hear two proper ladies expel such rubbish from their lips. Just an absolute shock from those hallowed chambers. That’s not the only time this happened today. Things were out of order from the jump.

As you can see here, this fella gives the best series of No’s that you’ll ever hear.

“Orda. Orda. Put it back. No no. No. no. no. no. Put it back. Orda”

The subtle, “that’s disgusting” might be what makes this video really pop. It’s the background noises in these types of things that really gets the blood pumping.

“SHAMEFUL!”

He knew he fucked up because he left. He bowed his little british grape and he left the chamber. Well done for writing a wrong. I’m grateful we can all move on.

Minus Laura. Her knickers seem to be in a twist.

GET IN MY BELLY!