Good For Happy GilmOOOOOH MY GOD! Train Runs Over A Toddler In India, But She Survives Unharmed

You know what they say: you can take the toddler out of India, but you can’t take the India out of India. Or something. WOW! What a moment. Good thing that kid didn’t move a muscle. A billion pounds of heartless steel sliding over your head and fingers like the world’s most dangerous salami blade. Have to believe there’s no time in your life where you’re better at playing dead than in that moment. Thank goodness nothing happened.

But what the hell was going on after the train passed? Was that her mother? Was she laughing? I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe she was so relieved that she was smiling/crying tears of joy? Either way, the range of emotions didn’t seem to match the insanity that just unfolded. I have to think that most mothers would be in pieces if they just watched a train roll over their 1-year-old’s head. But nope, let’s pop that beanie back on her head before she catches a cold! That’s the main concern, folks. Ho hum, on our way, just another typical day in India.

Last question: at what age do you show this video to your daughter. Ever? Chances are, she’ll use it to guilt-trip you into unnecessary therapy visits for decades. I say scrub it from the internet or throw away this outfit and pretend it was some other kid.