Spain's Most Wanted Drug Lord Turns Up in an X-Rated Music Video Like a Boss

Source – One of Spain’s most wanted men has taunted police by starring in a YouTube music video alongside a string of scantily-clad women.

Francisco Tejon put two fingers up to detectives by reappearing surrounded by brunettes in G-strings nearly two years after he went off the radar.

The X-rated clip, which has already been viewed nearly 120,000 times, features a song by Cuban-born Reggeaton singer Clase A.

Tejon, believed to be the leader of a prolific drug trafficking gang based in La Linea near Gibraltar, is filmed getting out of a Bentley with the artist before being greeted by nearly a dozen semi-naked women.

The name of the track – Candela – is plastered across the backsides of several of the females that appear in the video….

The villa where the video was shot, which boasts a swimming pool, bar, dark room and round beds with sado-masochistic sex toys, is thought to be in Guadacorte between Gibraltar and Algeciras and local reports said it had been used as a brothel by members of Tejon’s gang.

The video ends with the fugitive entering a bedroom naked with a group of women.

For starters, sorry I didn’t link the video. But not sorry. Second, I have to confess that before this, I haven’t paid enough attention to the Spanish drug trade to be at all familiar with Francisco Tejon’s work. But clearly I’ve been missing out because he’s instantly my favorite cannabis kingpin. Not since I first saw Gal Gadot in Batman v. Superman has anyone gone from off my radar to the very top of my list like this. So he’s breathing rarefied air, indeed.

I’ve given a lot of thought to this question: If I was going to be a criminal – by that I mean if I wasn’t such a play-it-safe, straight arrow, law and order pussboy –  what kind of criminal would I be? There’s your Stylish Rogue type who’s sort of the champion of the underdog. Think: Burt Reynolds in every movie where he ever drove a fast car. Then there’s your Resourceful Genius who uses his superior intellect to outsmart the other criminals, like Walter White.

But I decided after reading this I’d want to be Tejon. Just a guy out enjoying life, making a fortune filling a consumer need for a pretty harmless product while flipping the bird to The Man. Just waving his dick at the authorities. He’s the best archetype of the anti-hero there is. He is what a lot of people in Boston were convinced Whitey Bulger was. Before the truth came out that he was ratting out his friends, whacking innocent bystanders and pulling teeth out of the mouths of women he murdered so they’d be harder to identify. Hard pass to that.

No, if and when I ever do break bad, leave this straight and narrow path I’m on and finally become the outlaw I’ve always secretly wanted to be, Tejon will be the role model I’ll try to emulate. Style for days. Living a life of pure hedonism, and inspiring millions of would-be criminals like me. Making bank, appearing in rap videos with skanks. Basically living his best life. Here’s to a long and successful career of evading capture, Francisco.