The Best Shit Talking In Football From The Last 24 Hours

Oh you thought I meant football football? No no. They don’t allow a high enough level of shit talking nor proper taunting in college football, despite my many pleas and letters. Last year Baker Mayfield planted a flag in a field and was nearly arrested and shunned for doing so. The best shit talking in sports period over this past day has come from two men: Neymar and Jose Mourinho. Neymar’s was assisted by a sign draped over the field barricade that was apparently calling him a crybaby. Anytime you can walk directly up to a fan’s sign and chirp it after you just scored it’s going to be a big time celebration. Sure, you could just ignore it, but that’s no fun whatsoever. Let them know that not only did you see it, but there’s nothing them or their little club can do to stop you. To this day I still wish LeBron had taken a picture with this guy and then uppercutted his head into the stratosphere.

But the better shit talking moment came from Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho.

“I am the GOAT. I’ve won everywhere. Count the rings, bitch. Go head, count ‘em, I’ve got time. Then go read some philosophers, bitch. Do you ask these other dusty ass managers these weak ass questions or do you save your idiocracy just for me?”

Any time you can cite Hegel you have to. Doesn’t matter the setting, you’ve gotta flex Hegel whenever the opportunity presents itself. If Belichick dropped some Hegel on reporters they’d faint.

PS – As a special treat for making it all the way to the end, here’s that hit I teased in the thumbnail. I’m not a monster, just a jackass. Absolute violence. No clue how that guy’s still breathing.