I'm Making My Live Music Performance Debut Tonight In Central Park

See that handsome man? It me. A humble blogger who tries to make funnies day in and day out on Barstool Sports. Head down, hard hat on, no days off. And on the side? Well on the side I play tambourine for a band called OAR. It’s true, I’m a recorded musician on OAR’s song of the summer “Just Like Paradise”. On January 6th I laid down the tambourine tracks

and officially cemented myself as one of the greatest tambourine players on the planet.

And now tonight, at long last, I make my live performance debut at a little place called Central Park in New York City.

Casual little place to make my live music debut. Only the most famous park in the world. But yes, they have a stage there and a music venue that holds upwards of 5,000 people, and I’ll be performing on it tonight.

Wild.

So it’s happening. SummerStage tonight. Tickets are still available, and the weather is supposed to clear up, no more rain.

I’m nervous as hell and haven’t done nearly enough drugs (I don’t do drugs) to be a rock star. SeatGeek is helping out HQ with tickets, so the pressure is really on. But nonetheless, I’m very excited and looking forward to tearing the house down with my tambo.