When I Die, Make Sure I Come Back As This Goat That Kate Beckinsale Does Yoga With

hubbs7/30/2018 3:24 PM

Kate Beckinsale turned 45 over the weekend, which scientifically doesn’t make sense since she could easily pass for being 27. How did Kate celebrate? She did some yoga with some goats. It’s simple: when I die, I want to come back as the goat that she does yoga with. That would make me happy and appreciate the after-life. I’m pretty sure the rules of the afterlife are that you have to come back as an animal, and cannot do a human so no you cannot come back as her boyfriend. Just let me run around a yoga studio while Kate does her poses and stretches and that’ll be just fine with me. I mean she even gave it a kiss at the send. Son of a bitch. We talk about if Tom Brady, LeBron or MJ are the GOAT all time, but actually the true goat is the goat that does yoga with Kate Beckinsale folks.

After seeing Kate make an appearance at the ESPYS recently, I truly don’t understand her aging process.

I mean come on…and then you consider her British accent. Just listen to a minute of her interview with Colbert here and you will melt into a thousand pieces.

I think Beckinsale is my number one woman on Planet Earth. She blows Aniston out of the water in terms of people that do not age. I always thought she was the girl that should have been married to David Beckham and not Posh Spice. I wish she did more movies than the seventeen Underworld Vampire movies, but it’s okay. I’ll still love her no matter what.