Adult Man Takes Baseball From Small Child

There are two people who should feel bad here: the woman who accepted the ball and kept it for herself, and the small child. First, this woman has to just give the ball to the small child as it was clearly intended for him. The guy who scooped it gets the credit for giving her the opportunity to be the nice person in this scenario. What’s she going to do with this ball? Sell it for $2 on eBay? Keep it in her kitchen and use it as a meat tenderizer? I think not. The guy saw a loose ball and dove on it out of natural reaction. Gave it to his lady pal because chivalry is alive and well. She’s gotta pass it to the kid and make this a nice story at the park for all to remember.

As for the small child – bro, make a play for me one time. You’ve got a glove, that toss was a can of corn, there are no excuses. Just make the play and have a memory for the rest of your life. Instead now you’re crying in your ice cream because you couldn’t catch a lollipop. What do you think the Cubs are going to just hand you some free autographed shit because this went viral and they feel bad that a horrible man who should have absolutely known better stole your little baseball?

Ahh, well played, junior. Pulled off the long con here to perfection. Fake drop the game ball thrown by a base coach and then cash in on the real prize from a star player an inning later. Touché. These millennials keep getting craftier by the day. Wouldn’t be surprised if he parlayed this into throwing out the first pitch next home game, too.