A McDonald's Customer Threw His Drink At A Cashier, Which Caused All Hell To Break Loose
*Fight ends at 0:45*
First off, shout out to Louie Anderson for going from lettuce washer all the way to cashier in 30 years. The big bucks will star rolling in soon, pal.
I know the McDonald’s Corporate Policy probably states that you should not engage in a fight with a customer. But you can’t have some dude just throwing Sprite all over the register. A man’s got to have a code. Once that sugary liquid touched down, that cashier became a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Money Man and his trusty sidekick Fry Boy were ready to die and throw every piece of equipment behind the counter in order to keep that Mickey D’s clean. No McNugget left behind.
That customer foolishly thought he brought a drink to a fist fight. But it turned out he brought a drink to a credit card machine fight, before escalating it to a Wet Floor sign fight. That customer would have won if he was ready to take it to a Bike Fight, but unfortunately for him and us (the viewer), it was not in the cards. Still, I haven’t seen a good old fashioned weapon-off like that since Itchy and Scratchy back in the day.
By the end of that video, it was clear the cashier wasn’t just protecting his house. He was protecting his livelihood. His #McDonaldsFam. That’s why he continued to pursue the soda slinger. That cashier is ride or die for the Golden Arches and was ready to end that customer like Taken Liam Neeson has done to countless faceless Euros. If that cashier isn’t at least grill manager by this time tomorrow, he should start submitting resumes and this video to Wendy’s and Burger King.