First of all, I know that it’s an armored personnel carrier and not a tank so suck it military hardo bros. Secondly, word of the street is that this fella is an LT which is absolutely shocking to me. Here’s what my pals at Task and Purpose found out.
At around 7:50 p.m. on Monday, 1st Lt. Joshua Phillip Yabut — a 29-year-old guardsman and Afghanistan veteran with the Petersburg-based Headquarters Company, 276th Engineer Battalion, — took a joy ride in an M577 armored command vehicle, and led state police on a lengthy pursuit, the Virginia National Guard told Task & Purpose in a statement. Apparently, Yabut unit was conducting routine training at Fort Pickett when he absconded with the Vietnam-era armored personnel carrier. While the vehicle was not equipped with any weapons, Yabut was packing his personal firearm, though he had no ammunition.
After taking off from Fort Pickett, Yabut drove East along Route 460, then North on Interstate 95, according to Fox News. Unable to stop the vehicle, police cruisers attempted to buffer it from the front and rear, as the old tracked transport traveled more than 60 miles along city streets and state highways at its maximum speed of 40 miles per hour.
Last night when I was talking with the ZBT crew, we all would have bet our lives that the driver of the stolen vehicle was a young troop. I thought there was no chance in hell that it was a person with the rank of sergeant but here we are. Fucking LTs. Cant trust em. One minute that we setting hardo PT standards to impress the company commander and the next minute they are driving dick out, windows up, in a tank-like vehicle and cruising the smooth stylings of Luda. Move bitcc, get out of the way.
PS: im tired of bananas getting so much shine. Papayas: so hot right now: papayas.