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I Am In Search Of Professional Help Because My Football Fandom Has Become A Problem

It pained me to even put this video at that top but it's important to understand where I am coming from this morning. For those who are unaware, Army lost in the most painful fashion that I can recall in a very long time. Maybe this is recency bias, but Saturday's loss was the worst one I witnessed 

People Getting Interior Designers For Their Kids' Dorm Rooms Is America At Her Best

There is a lot to unpack here so let's take it one bite at a time mmkay?  I say "I hate it here" tongue in cheek because even though this "business" makes me shake my head, it also makes me smile.  For starters, I am woefully unqualified to be writing this blog if we are being honest with each other

Michael Jordan Finally Says Something Relatable To Everyday Joes

For those of us who grew up in the 90s, Michael Jordan is a mythical figure. Certainly if you are even older you can appreciate the greatness of Jordan very easily and understand why he is the greatest basketball player to ever live. If you are on the younger side, The Last Dance did a phenomenal jo

It's Monday In July And We Are Close To Football So Screw It - Football Highlights To Get You Through The Afternoon

I tweeted this last week and it dawned on me that most young folks probably have no idea who John Facenda was or his importance to the game of football. From there, I fell down a rabbit hole watching football highlights because it was a Friday in late July and I am now starting to itch for football.

In Defense Of Rico Bosco

I'm going to keep this short and sweet - leave Rico alone. Leave my close, personal friend Rico alone. Ok?   We've been in peace times for quite a long stretch now and it has allowed me to observe two undeniable facts.  1. The internet loves to pile on Rico  2. I completely* understand how Rico's br

Top 10 Summer Movies To See Before You Die That You Probably Haven't Seen...

…but I have and I'm making the list so we are in good hands here. I came to the realization recently that it is less likely for folks under 30 to truly stumble onto movies any more because I don't know really anyone with cable. This was hammered home when I was talking to a 20 year old guy and when 

Life Of A Suburban Dad Volume 4: Identifying The Best Time To Leave For A Long Drive With Small Children PLUS Road Trip Rules

There comes a time in every suburban dad's life when he has to load up the family station wagon, whip out the travel atlas, and hit the open road for hours to get his family to a vacation destination. In some cases, families will fly to their destination but there is something about a good old fashi

Life Of A Suburban Dad Volume 3 - Lawn Maintenance Is One Of The Most Important Parts of Home Ownership In The `Burbs

Folks if there is one thing that many are passionate about in the suburbs, it is their lawn maintenance so let's talk about it.  This all started the other night when I had a ridiculous dream Honestly, that is what I am dreaming about out here in the `burbs. My hyper fixation on my lawn goes back to

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Veterans At This Flooded VFW Post Refused To Give Up, So Now Dave Portnoy Is Matching All Donations To Save It And Rebuild

Last Fall Hurricane Ida ripped through the Philly area & destroyed homes & businesses along the Schuylkill River (don’t ask me how many tries it took to spell that right). Among the destruction was VFW Post 6956 in Gladwyn, right outside the city. Water went all the way up to the ceiling and in the 

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With the US’ Involvement in Afghanistan Coming to a Close, What Does That Mean for Those Who Served and The People of Afghanistan?

today, President Bush issued a statement about what's going on in Afghanistan. He talked about how he believes that President biden is making a mistake and the withdrawal, in the words of the withdrawal is going down. And inside President Bush's statements, it's very hard to disagree with what he's 

NSFW: Blowjob Party For Vets At 'The Sausage Castle'

I realize we're well past Veterans Day & that I already gave a verbal recap of this event for ZeroBlog30, but I'd be remiss not to take advantage of this dreary, rainy, post-holiday Monday in NYC to brighten things up with a little reminiscing.. Thus, the video from my trip to The Sausage Castle's '

Michael Strahan, ZeroBlog30 & PFT Commenter Team Up For A Veterans Day Surprise

First of all, Michael Strahan - confirmed one of the nicest humans on the planet. A military brat himself, he politely laughed at the worst of my jokes like a true gentleman and really took the time to hang out & speak with all of us like we were old friends. And thank you to the staff at Men's Ware

Fat Shaming Is Back In A Big Way

There are moments in Zero Blog 30 where Kate comes off as a big ole softee. When we start talking about the fats, that really brings it out. It is an absolute fact that being fat in the military is frowned upon. You cant do it. Well, you cant do it for long. One of my fondest memories is being put i

Toolie Tuesday: Some of You Sons of Bitches Are Skilled

Tuesdays are becoming my favorite day of the week thanks to Toolie Tuesday and Period Tuesday. All the Stoolie Toolies share with us all the cool shit they've been working on and we post it on our Twitter and Instagram. Last week everything was beautiful, like stuff you'd see on HGTV that was just m

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DIY Goofin: Let's Build A Bookcase

This one was the first build where I needed to apply everything I've learned. We were doing rip fences, circular saws, drills, paint guns, nail guns and a little bit more. All in all, it took nearly a day to complete a bookcase that is HUGE and will last a lifetime. That's pretty cool. I threw out a

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