Chaps

Kate

Zero Blog Thirty

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Fort Leavenworth is Haunted As Fuck

Military

Fat Shaming Is Back In A Big Way

Fort Bragg's Twitter Account Gets Hacked And The Soon-to-be Private Starts Tweeting About Privates

One Soldier's TikTok Has Thousands Upset About ThE EviLs oF OuR MiLitAry... But Is It Really That Serious?

The Army Spent $8.5 Million Dollars On Some Dumb Shit Again

QAnon-Believing Mailman Has His House Raided By the United States Postal Service SWAT Unit... THE WHAT

It is a minor miracle this episode got made in the first place so please listen twice.

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ROUND 1: The internet made Vice President Mike Pence an honorary Navy pilot after the debate this week. People were calling him Fly Boy. Get it? We aren’t gonna focus on the debate but that winged fucker caused Kate to go down a bit of an insect rabbit hole.

ROUND 2: A leaked powerpoint slide showed some serious gate guard issues over at Joint Base Lewis McChord. The slide will have you facepalming yourself while also saying “sounds about right!”

ROUND 3: Dating apps of military guys are notoriously cringe. One reporter is trying to help with some tips. School circle on Sarah Sicard.

ROUND 4: Jordan Belfort Interview

ROUND 5: Aircraft carriers are cool and all, but have you heard of the Navy’s lil Boomin’ Beaver? It’s not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

<p>Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool  Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.</p>

From bombs, bullets, and bad guys to politics, pop culture and all things problematic: Zero Blog Thirty is the stories you might know told from a slightly different perspective that was forged through war, wit, and wounds.

ZBT #305: Weaponized Insects And An Interview With The Wolf Of Wall Street

Killer Bugs And An Interview With The Wolf Of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort

The Wolf Of Wall Street Wants To Make Me Rich

Video: "Pizza Lady, You Bring Love In Every Bite" - Marine Serenades Delivery Woman In Viral Barracks Classic

Troops Suffering: COVID Supply-Chain Troubles Lead To Hot Pocket Shortages On Military Bases

President Trump Went To Walter Reed And The Hot Takes Were Flying

The Army Or Kindergarten? We Report, You Decide

Uhhh But Sir, This Recruit Needs To Take A Sit-Down Head Call

This Rat Is Better Than You

FRIDAY EPISODE and we managed to mostly stay on track.

ROUND 1: A British officer in World War 2 was forgetful as hell when crossing back into friendly territory. To make sure his fellow soldiers recognized him, he used an item that would leave SSgt Me triggered AF and maybe a little trigger happy 

ROUND 2: (robot voice) ‘Hello, it is me, your VA hospital pharmacist, and I am a ro-bot. If I am functioning correctly today you will get your pills.’ Yep! The VA is using what Kate is calling ‘pill robots’ now.

ROUND 3: Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh… ya ready for a round about pirate flags on a Navy ship?! Well I hope you scallywags are because the poop deck is swabbed and we’re underway.

ROUND 4: Did you know that before the 1970s women got kicked out of the military for getting pregnant? We’ll talk about the late, great Ruth Bader Ginsburg, how she changed that for our service members and how in general, men are big dum dummy faces. 

ROUND 5: Nate Fick Interview

ZBT #301: Pill Poppin Robots and An Interview With Nate Fick from Generation Kill

Umbrellas, Pills, Pirates, RBG, and Nate Fick

Pillboxes Just Aren't What They Used To Be

Well folks, we made it to episode 300 and we are celebrating!

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Round 1: We’ve made it 300 episodes. We’re gonna take a small look back on where we started, where we are at, and where we intend to go. We wont suck our own dicks too much!

Round 2: Even though we’ve done 300 episodes, there’s some things we were supposed to do but never did. Interesting enough, and not just for the purpose of a transition, we found a tweet thread from Military folks who talked about training they were supposed to complete but they skated out of it like longtime stoolie Michelle Kwan. 

Round 3: For the first time in Zero Blog Thirty history, we are gonna head over to Slovenia to check out some news that would make even the most senior of Lance Corporals happy. Melania Trump’s statue was burned in her home town. We got something for that. 

Round 4: The oldest Marine Corps veteran celebrates their birthday this week. Guess how old they are?

Round 5: Danny Trejo joins the show which might not make sense but it totally makes sense. He’s feeding tons of unhomed veterans and he’s basically like every GySgt I’ve ever had. Looks rough and tough but is a big ole teddy bear despite the tattoos and reputation that proceeds him. 

Round 6: Over the last 300 episodes, we’ve changed since the beginning. We arent the only ones though. The Army has changed too or is changing, rather. Kinder Gentler! Kinder Gentler!

ZBT #300: 300TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!

300th Episode Extravaganza!!!

Chaps is back and we have an awesome Friday episode!

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ROUND 1: ::Whispering:: Round one is sure to give you alllll the tingles as we low crawl into the world of Military ASMR, ooooohhhh, ahhhhh, oooohhhh. Kate has a game that’s sure to leave us all in goosebumps, oOOOOo

ROUND 2: Most military branches are new boot goofin’ but over at Edwards Airforce Base their new SCOOT goofin’ on electric scooters. Would you be seen in uniform rolling over to the PX on one? 

ROUND 3: Jon Stewart used to make us laugh on The Daily Show & now he’s making us cheer as he stands up for veterans dealing with fallout from deployment burn pits. He’s calling out the DoD for some real hot garbage. 

ROUND 4: Apparently the Russian military had a quick break from trolling us with their planes & vehicles & decided to get real into anatomy. Most recently they stormed a theater to stop a screening of the documentary… Vulva 3.0. For uh, research purposes I’m sure. 

ROUND 5: When a Coast Guard crew got sidelined by Coronavirus, the mission was able to keep rolling along thanks to young cadets at the Academy who went on to have the summer of a lifetime on the high seas. Have we finally found a good case of ‘being voluntold’?

ZBT #299.5: Burn Pits Are Killing Veterans

Burn Pits Are Killing Veterans

This episode starts off perfectly and ends the same. We nailed it, folks.

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ROUND 1: We’re gonna kick things off with F.U.C.K. FUUUUUUCK and several other words & terms we use every day in the civilian world that you may not have realized were generated in our beloved military. 

ROUND 2: Ladies, that ultimate sin in men’s fashion that we’re always swiping left on? That’s the military’s fault. Yep, turns out CARGO POCKETS are a brainchild of the troops. Does that mean we can’t make fun of it any more?

ROUND 3: From Yandex to QAnon to the deep web & beyond, Russian bot farms spreading disinformation & conspiracy theories online are making Americans go nuts before the election and it’s only gonna get weirder.

ROUND 4: How would you feel about your Dad being in your unit? That’s the case for a 59 year old SSgt who just completed the Army’s Combat Basic Training Course to join ranks with his Specialist son in the 405th Civil Affairs Battalion

ZBT #299: Officer Eye For The Enlisted Guy

Can Grown Men Wear Jerseys?

There Goes My Hero: Jon Stewart Calls Out Government For Hot Garbage

Friday energy with a look back to the events of 19 years ago.

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ROUND 1: Gen Mattis is back on the scene with his knife hand high… to reenlist a fellow Marine. If you could pick anyone in the world, alive or dead, who would you choose to perform your ceremony?

ROUND 2: The Air Force awarded a $13.3 billion contract to Nothrup Grumman for nukes this week & Kate has a radical radioactive science quiz for us

ROUND 3: When I say ‘Navy’ you say “nerds!” ! Navy - Nerds, Navy - Nerds! That’s right, they’re fighting the war on… CBD in your lotions and hair care products now.


ROUND 4: Over to Australia where we’ll tell you of The Great Emu War, in which some large, flightless birds unwittingly foiled the Australian Army

ROUND 5:   We play our interview with Large and his experiences on 9/11/2001

ZBT #298: A 9/11 Tribute and Recounting An Emu War

Old Man Navy Yells At CBD Clouds

We are BACK from our long Labor Day weekend and have a great episode for you.

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Round 1: Legends of the Fall was a war movie.

Round 2: I’ve been gobbling up game-centric shows left and right. One of which was about the arcade known as Aladdin's Castle, we’re gonna play a little game that would change the course of deployments/field training. 

Round 3: The Commander in Chief lamented the fact that the Pentagon doesnt want to stop warring around the globe. Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done about it. 

Round 4: THE VA IS MURDERING KITTENS

Round 5: For the next few months, most Military members will be getting a 16 percent raise! Hooray! Everybody say “thanks, department of treasury.”

ZBT #297: The VA Is Killing Kittens

The VA Is Taking Brains Out Of Cats

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ROUND 1: One of the backbones of American life are down-home town hall meetings where citizens can have a say, and in Lincoln, Nebraska one man has gone viral for taking a stand on an issue that affects us all, no bones about it.

ROUND 2: A 2nd Lt. with millions of TikTok followers but only 4 brain cells decided to post a ‘holocaust joke’ this week and suprise, it didn’t go over very well! In fact, it got Cons so riled up he used a term other than “kick rocks”.

ROUND 3: Article 15s, forfeiture of pay, and reduction in ranks, oh my! Leadership at Fort Benning is gonna come down hard if you’re not in Georgia any#quar.

ROUND 4: Kate interviews Marine Corps veteran & author Dr. Wesley Gray about the upcoming March for the Fallen and advice for folks getting out of the military looking for their dream jobs. Alphaarchitect.com/MFTF for more information on the upcoming march!

ROUND 5: We’ve got 2 incredibly powerful Medal of Honor updates to close out the show. One freed 70 hostages set to be executed by Islamic State and the other returned repeatedly to a burning vehicle in fuel soaked clothing to save his fellow soldiers. You’ll want to run through a brick wall as we head into the long weekend.

ZBT #296: Covid Career Enders And Some Medal of Honor Updates

Trouble For the Tiktok-ing Lieutenant

Sergeant Major PAYNE To Receive The Medal of Honor For Freeing 70 People Awaiting Execution By ISIS

I Am Erect

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