Stephen A. Smith Saying He’s Only Horny “A Few Hours A Day” Is Preposterous, To Me

So yesterday I countered Stephen A.’s report that Celtics fans only wanted Gordon Hayward to succeed cause he was white. I prefaced my stance by talking about how much admiration I have for Stephen A. Smith, the internet’s favorite meme and thank goodness I did because now the internet is abuzz, debates raging from coast to coast about just how horned up Stephen A. Smith is during a typical day.

Stephen A., known bottom feeder, noted booty, leg and hip man, cannot look America dead in the face and lie to us like this. There is no shame in being horned up beyond belief and together we can fight this stigma. There’s no shame in the game, man.