Shane Gillis Hosting The ESPY's Is The Smartest Thing ESPN Has Done In Forever, And His Opening Monologue Was Lights Out With Caitlin Clark And Jeffrey Epstein Jokes
Xavier Babudar aka Chiefsaholic Had an Additional 14.5 Years Added to His Prison Stay, Will Serve a Total of 32 Years in Prison for Bank Robbery, Masked Assault, and Removal of Ankle Monitor
"This Guy Who Says He's My Fucking Best Friend. These Guys Are Just Weird." - LeBron Went Full Scorched Earth And Decided To Also Take Some Shots At Brian Windhorst
"I Want All The Smoke. I Don't Whistle When I Walk By The Graveyard" - Charles Barkley Unloaded On Kendrick Perkins For Going On TV And Declaring The Lakers "Saved The NBA"
Immediately After Giannis Declared He'd Never Demand A Trade Out Of Milwaukee, Shams Was On ESPN Suggesting How He Might Demand A Trade If The Bucks Don't Win