Reader Email: Man On Man Butt Luge
I know you like fantasy football and ridiculous bets. My friends made a bet that who ever lost a fantasy football matchup, the other one would have to butt luge a beer out of their ass. We filmed the video at a bar, hope you enjoy it.
First off, I’m not sure if I should feel honored or ashamed these fine members of society thought to send this my way. Easily the latter. But that’s neither here nor there. A bet’s a bet. I get it. But at some point it’s not worth swallowing your pride anymore, and that point is exactly when you’re also swallowing alcohol filtered through another man’s asshole. It’s simply not a good look for life. Plus these creatures instantly disqualified themselves from political office and 99.999% of the women population outside the Delco and/or Wildwood limits. But then again, if you allow yourself to be filmed getting waterboarded by light beer trickled down a grown man’s taint, you don’t think about tomorrow. These guys are much more of a live in a moment, YOLO type of mindset. Carpe Diem, brahs. Although that’s a sweet editing transition from someone doing up-downs at the bar to a grown man tossing another grown man’s salad. Scorsese would be impressed.
Then again, in some parts of the country the butt luge is not only allowed, but encouraged. These guys would be up for Don of the Bill’s Mafia.