Barstool Pizza Review - Lazzaras Pizza
A couple quick things about this Pizza Review. There is a ton of chatter that Lazzaras paid for this review? If you honestly believe that you should go buy a gun and stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out. My entire pizza life is built on honor and integrity. This was great pizza and I knew it would be. I would never take a bribe for a great review. If somebody wanted to pay me to review a pizza I make them sign a contract that the only thing money can do is get me there. I won’t give you a great rating because you paid me. I’m like Elliot Ness. I can’t be bought. *
* I can be bought in every other aspect of my life except pizza.
PS – I’m catching a ton of flack for the way I walk up and down steps. I honestly don’t know what the commotion is all about. So I sashay my hips a little bit. So I got some flair. Shooters shoot.