The Backstory Of Tiko Texas And How She Became A Barstool Sports Legend

Tiko stuff starts at 23:55

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Now to the story of Tiko Texas and how she came into the Barstool universe way back in 2015. For all old stoolies who remember this consider this a trip down memory lane, for new stoolies who may not have understood who Tiko was in Stool Scenes consider this a history lesson from someone who lived through it first hand.

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It all started on April 20th, 2015 with a blog written by one Kevin Clancy about Ariana Grande dumping Big Sean

Blog from April?

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If you dont know by know, the Clancy Household is a big time Ariana Grande House. The Roommate has been driving her bandwagon since day 1 and I?m sitting shotgun.?That sassy little midget bitch is a superstar and she knows it. So it was really just a matter of time before she bounced on this clown. Like see ya, Big Sean. I?m a mega star and I?m gonna go date an actual famous person now! The 8 month fling with the B List Dwarf rapper is nice when you?re just starting out but now its time to move up. Like getting the call up from JV to varsity.

Just not a good look to be dating a C List rapper while you?re turning into the Queen of Pop. When you got a billion dollar pussy you need a billion dollar dick to go with it. Big Sean?s dick is worth like 10 grand, tops. She?ll probably gonna go find herself a white dude who matches up with her fame. I?d say Bieber is a perfect fit but shes gotta be able to dominate the relationship. She should link up with one of those British twinks from One Direction. Just dominate one of those fuckers.

PS ? If I was Big Sean I wouldnt even be mad. Everyone has been there when you?re in a relationship that you know doesnt make sense. Where you can genuinely admit to yourself ?I really dont know why this chick is fucking me.? And thats what this was. You?re a 5 foot 4 mediocre rapper. Just be happy you were getting some billion dollar pussy when you did. Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened Big Sean.

thanks to the internet gods this blog somehow got in the hands of prestigious Houston rapper and noted Big Sean fan, Tiko Texa$

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Tiko was none to pleased with the slander being thrown Big Sean’s way so she took to twitter to air out her opinions. The rest as they say, is history

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quick shout out to whovever it was that originally connected Tiko with KFC’s twitter that day. Without them none of this probably ever happens.

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(can you find Tiko’s friend in that group of tweets?)

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Portnoy chirped in from his vacation in Italy

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Tiko tried to start a go fund me to raise 5 grand for studio time and raised around 275 dollars (250 of which came from Davey Deep Pockets himself)

fast forward 2 months later and Tiko finally released her diss track at 8pm on a Friday night

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Rundown from June 1 talking about the diss track

2 weeks later KFC released his response to Tiko’s diss track “2nd Round Ti.k.o” and went in on Portnoy in the second verse

Full Rundown from that afternoon featuring Ti.k.o calling in from a display laptop in a? Target. This video has definitely gotten way funnier as time as passed. I used to not understand the people that said they missed the “old rundown” mostly because I was personally responsible for all aspects of it and was constantly dealing with internet, audio and video issues so I thought it was much better once we moved to NYC, watching this after not seeing it for a few years tho I definitely get it and it kind of makes me miss the old Milton office myself

personal favorite rundown guest of all time

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and finally, 2 months and countless vacations later, El Pres realesed HIS diss track “Rise Pageviews Rise”

I can honestly say this was the hardest I’ve ever laughed while doing something for barstool, Dave trying to say his lines with flow and having an entire room of people crying laughing at him with him having no idea was priceless

Rundown from August 24

At the end of the day numbers never lie right?

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