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Kate Night: The Perfect Valentine's Meal Featuring Large, My Boyfriend Pat, And Some Sexy Lingerie

When I say I don't cook it's not an exaggeration. Scrambled eggs is about as wild as I get, and even then I screw it up somehow, so imagine my delight at Large offering to come over & help me make my boyfriend a nice Valentine's meal. Turns out you don't need a bunch of planning since Omaha Steaks covers the whole meal, and it still takes great despite my discount plastic plates covered in old knife marks. 

Now if you'll excuse us, we're a little busy.