Gasparilla 2023
I took a trip down to Tampa Bay to live life as a pirate amongst the rest of the other rowdy pirates. What ensued was a beautiful scene with a vast amount of inebriated people. I will be dressing up as a pirate a lot this entire year and you'll find out why soon.
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Some of my favorite moments throughout the video...
"What's poppin'?"
"Good."
We've all been there.
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This dude basically insinuating that he wants to bang his sister in law.
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My dude calling his shot that zero bitches will respect him by the end of Gasparilla.
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Some people are about the pirate life for the attention. This man is about the pirate life for the love of the game.
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For all you hornballs out there (Glenny).
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The realization that he’s talking out of his ass and the “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about” makes me laugh every time.
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Shoutout to our legend camera guy Fasoli getting a motorboat out of Gaspy.
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My new best pals.
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The nonsensical jibberish coming out of this man’s mouth rivals the late Don Vito.
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Couldn’t keep a straight face during this interview if you paid me 7 billion dollars.
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