I took a trip down to Tampa Bay to live life as a pirate amongst the rest of the other rowdy pirates. What ensued was a beautiful scene with a vast amount of inebriated people. I will be dressing up as a pirate a lot this entire year and you'll find out why soon.
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Some of my favorite moments throughout the video...
We've all been there.
This dude basically insinuating that he wants to bang his sister in law.
My dude calling his shot that zero bitches will respect him by the end of Gasparilla.
Some people are about the pirate life for the attention. This man is about the pirate life for the love of the game.
For all you hornballs out there (Glenny).
The realization that he’s talking out of his ass and the “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about” makes me laugh every time.
Shoutout to our legend camera guy Fasoli getting a motorboat out of Gaspy.Nobody hates seeing Mean Girls posted on their instagram feed more than these guys. They have A LOT of competition too.
My new best pals.
The nonsensical jibberish coming out of this man’s mouth rivals the late Don Vito.
Couldn’t keep a straight face during this interview if you paid me 7 billion dollars.
Catch up on some of my other street interviews here:
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