Typically, Tyson Fury masturbates 5-7 times a day during training camp, but he is inexplicably entering the ring versus Derek Chisora for the third time this Saturday with a loaded pistol (penis).
I sat down with Fury earlier this week to get an apology for lying to me about retirement, to speculate on what his next step will be on the road to unifying the heavyweight division, and to also speculate on the size of the load he will be throwing out immediately after Saturday's bout.
Fury is always entertaining… Give it a watch. And tune into the fight early on Saturday (card starts at 1 PM EST) FOR FREE on ESPN+.
Take a report.