Before Christmas a limited edition Curly Fry Vodka was released by a fast food chain with one of the worst slogans of all time, but some of the best curly fries. Despite our best efforts to snag a bottle, the french fry vodka sold out immediately. No luck. I spent the holidays hoping MAYBE I'd be gifted the one thing that can make me happy in 2022 -
I hate feeling left out, so to beat FOMO I decided to make my own batch of Curly Fry Vodka by perfecting my own recipe. Unfortunately for the office the recipe for homemade curly fry vodka includes a grease trap worth of grease. Who can handle homemade curly fry vodka? Who will puke?