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The Beauty That Is The Patty Melt Simply Needs To Be On More Menus

Glenny Balls
Glenny Balls12/15/2021 8:20 PM

You heard me. Patty Melts are awesome. In the grand scheme of things they're basically just the burger version of a grilled cheese and who in their right mind would not want just a burger version of a grilled cheese? Crazy people...That's who. So having this one made me realize why the hell aren't these godsends on more menus? It seems like they're a mainstay on diner menus & that's about it so I'd just like to make it clear that if I ever start a burger restaurant....I WILL have a kickass patty melt on the menu.

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