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If You're Gonna Name Your Burger The 'Super Saucy Secret Special Burger Madness Thing' It BETTER Be Just That

Now THAT is a name for a burger. I've reviewed a whole bunch of burgers in my day and yet there has been absolutely nothing quite even near the line of SUPER SAUCY SECRET SPECIAL BURGER MADNESS THING. And let me tell ya...does that not sound out of this world amazing? I mean I love things that are super saucy. I love secret special burgers. And I love madness things. All sound great! The only problem is the burger would have had to live up to the hype so I was hoping for at the very least a 4 Balls burger yet sadly I had to settle at 3.5. That's just something I had to do. Wasn't too proud of it. I absolutely do respect the personal bottle of ketchup though. That was beautiful.

Boozin' Burgers

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I'm Starting To Think Jalapeños Should Be Infused In Literally Everything

I'm Starting To Think Jalapeños Should Be Infused In Literally Everything

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The Streak Of Immaculate Burgers At Seafood Restaurants Has Sadly Come To An End

The Streak Of Immaculate Burgers At Seafood Restaurants Has Sadly Come To An End

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A Burger Stuffed With A Mysterious Cheese Makes For Quite The Surprise

A Burger Stuffed With A Mysterious Cheese Makes For Quite The Surprise

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I'm So Happy I'm Mature Enough To Respect An English Muffin Burger Now

I'm So Happy I'm Mature Enough To Respect An English Muffin Burger Now

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A Burger From A Nice Classic Inn May Not Always Be The Best But It Sure Does Feel Right

A Burger From A Nice Classic Inn May Not Always Be The Best But It Sure Does Feel Right

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A Dry 4 Ball Burger With No Sauce On It Is A Rarity Though We Have One Here

A Dry 4 Ball Burger With No Sauce On It Is A Rarity Though We Have One Here

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Adam Sandler's Favorite Burger Is Fucking FANTASTIC For A Diner Burger

Adam Sandler's Favorite Burger Is Fucking FANTASTIC For A Diner Burger

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Tomato Relish & Herb Mayo Is One Way To Make A Burger Taste Ridiculously Good

Tomato Relish & Herb Mayo Is One Way To Make A Burger Taste Ridiculously Good

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Italian Restaurants Absolutely LOVE Too Put Too Much Bread On Their Burgers

Italian Restaurants Absolutely LOVE Too Put Too Much Bread On Their Burgers

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Doing A Burger Review At A New York City Bus Stop Is An Unbelievable Amount Of Suspense

Doing A Burger Review At A New York City Bus Stop Is An Unbelievable Amount Of Suspense

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Lesser Men Wouldn't Review Burgers In A Literal Hail Storm

Lesser Men Wouldn't Review Burgers In A Literal Hail Storm

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The Critically-Acclaimed Duffy’s On Staten Island Gets Reviewed By Yours Truly

The Critically-Acclaimed Duffy’s On Staten Island Gets Reviewed By Yours Truly

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This Meatball/Chopped Cheese Hybrid Makes For The Perfect Addition To The Burger Family

This Meatball/Chopped Cheese Hybrid Makes For The Perfect Addition To The Burger Family

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This Fresh Mozzarella Absolutely Molly Whopped This Measly Little Potato Bun On This Burger

This Fresh Mozzarella Absolutely Molly Whopped This Measly Little Potato Bun On This Burge...

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This Smash Burger From A Dumpling Restaurant Has Unbelievable Curbside Appeal

This Smash Burger From A Dumpling Restaurant Has Unbelievable Curbside Appeal

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The Peter Luger's Burger Might As Well Be The Porterhouse's Cousin

The Peter Luger's Burger Might As Well Be The Porterhouse's Cousin

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You Aren't Gonna Get Closer To A Burger Corndog Than This

You Aren't Gonna Get Closer To A Burger Corndog Than This

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A Burger Review....Live From The GOODFELLAS DINER

A Burger Review....Live From The GOODFELLAS DINER

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A Cold Brunch Burger In Windy Astoria Somehow Being In The 4 Ball Range Is Beyond Impressive

A Cold Brunch Burger In Windy Astoria Somehow Being In The 4 Ball Range Is Beyond Impressi...

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Here we have the 2nd Day In A Row With A Wild Take On A Smashburger

Here we have the 2nd Day In A Row With A Wild Take On A Smashburger

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The California Burrito Wars Rage On (Cousins Of The Burger) With Mike's Taco Club

The California Burrito Wars Rage On (Cousins Of The Burger) With Mike's Taco Club

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This Is Bar None The Best Burger On Long Island

This Is Bar None The Best Burger On Long Island

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We Are Counting California Burritos As A Cousin Of The Burger & They Fucking Rock

We Are Counting California Burritos As A Cousin Of The Burger & They Fucking Rock

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This Heart-Shaped Bun On This Burger Is The Ultimate Sign Of Love

This Heart-Shaped Bun On This Burger Is The Ultimate Sign Of Love

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This Is A Ridiculous Tribute To A "Chicago Burger" Yet I'm Really Not Complaining

This Is A Ridiculous Tribute To A "Chicago Burger" Yet I'm Really Not Complaining