If You're Gonna Name Your Burger The 'Super Saucy Secret Special Burger Madness Thing' It BETTER Be Just That

Now THAT is a name for a burger. I've reviewed a whole bunch of burgers in my day and yet there has been absolutely nothing quite even near the line of SUPER SAUCY SECRET SPECIAL BURGER MADNESS THING. And let me tell ya...does that not sound out of this world amazing? I mean I love things that are super saucy. I love secret special burgers. And I love madness things. All sound great! The only problem is the burger would have had to live up to the hype so I was hoping for at the very least a 4 Balls burger yet sadly I had to settle at 3.5. That's just something I had to do. Wasn't too proud of it. I absolutely do respect the personal bottle of ketchup though. That was beautiful.

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A Brisket Burger With Pimento Cheese In Atlanta Tastes Just As Good As It Sounds

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We Need To Stop Pretending Like Vegan Burgers Actually Taste Like Real Burgers

We Need To Stop Pretending Like Vegan Burgers Actually Taste Like Real Burgers

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Yellow Mustard Should Be On ALL Burgers. Thank You For Your Time.

Yellow Mustard Should Be On ALL Burgers. Thank You For Your Time.

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The Face Of Man Who Has Just Come Across The Biggest Burger He's Ever Eaten In His Life

The Face Of Man Who Has Just Come Across The Biggest Burger He's Ever Eaten In His Life

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Half Assing A Donut Burger Is Breaking One Of The Cardinal Rules Of Burgers

Half Assing A Donut Burger Is Breaking One Of The Cardinal Rules Of Burgers

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A Good Branded Bun Can Really Get The Juices Flowing On A Burger

A Good Branded Bun Can Really Get The Juices Flowing On A Burger

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Fried Plantains Are Simply A Heavenly Accompainiment To A Burger

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Here We Have A Burger Sandwiched Between 2 Grilled Cheeses. Literally.

Here We Have A Burger Sandwiched Between 2 Grilled Cheeses. Literally.

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Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Cheese On A Burger?

Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Cheese On A Burger?

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I (Accidentally) Almost Dine N' Dashed A Burger From This Wonderful Restaurant

I (Accidentally) Almost Dine N' Dashed A Burger From This Wonderful Restaurant

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It Pains Me To Say That Sometimes Pickles Can Simply Be Too Thick Cut

It Pains Me To Say That Sometimes Pickles Can Simply Be Too Thick Cut

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I Respect Any Hero Joint That Can Make A Legit Chopped Cheese AKA A Cousin Of The Burger

I Respect Any Hero Joint That Can Make A Legit Chopped Cheese AKA A Cousin Of The Burger

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It's Not Everyday You Experience A Tomato Aoili But By God Was It Tasty

It's Not Everyday You Experience A Tomato Aoili But By God Was It Tasty

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A Wee Bit Of A Burnt Burger Makes Me Very Sad

A Wee Bit Of A Burnt Burger Makes Me Very Sad

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This Portobello Mushroom, Black Beet, & Black Rice Is Actually Way Better Than You'd Think

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The Chef Cooking Your Burger Having A Literal Tattoo Of His Restaurant Is As Encouraging As It Gets

The Chef Cooking Your Burger Having A Literal Tattoo Of His Restaurant Is As Encouraging A...

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If Todd Helton Knows One Thing It’s Burger Toppings

If Todd Helton Knows One Thing It’s Burger Toppings

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I Think It's Impossible For A Place That's Been Open For Nearly 50 Years To Not Have Consistent Burgers

I Think It's Impossible For A Place That's Been Open For Nearly 50 Years To Not Have Consi...

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There Are Few Things Worse In This World Than A Subpar Looking Cole Slaw

There Are Few Things Worse In This World Than A Subpar Looking Cole Slaw

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A Crabcake On A Burger Is A Shocking Development

A Crabcake On A Burger Is A Shocking Development

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Fresh Mozzarella & Roasted Red Peppers Are Even Exquisite On A Burger

Fresh Mozzarella & Roasted Red Peppers Are Even Exquisite On A Burger

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I Present To You A Peanut Butter Cheeseburger

I Present To You A Peanut Butter Cheeseburger

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Every Chef In History Is A Fucking Idiot For Not Infusing Their Burger Meat With Chipotle Peppers

Every Chef In History Is A Fucking Idiot For Not Infusing Their Burger Meat With Chipotle ...