Welcome to Chicago Stool Scenes, Episode 1. Probably something that needed to happen a long time ago, but now with the new office it is actually possible. Honestly, we just needed more cameras on WSD because whether it is intentional or unintentional, he always makes me and the people laugh. Eddie bumping into the $60M Queen on Randolph Street was just absurd.
Side note...we might have to fire Dante. I was feeling good about my cowboy look until I realized how fat I look standing next to that guy. Dante runs marathon for charity. WSD eats disgusting sandwiches for his own personal gain. That is the big difference between him and the rest of us.
Mr Portnoy was just the cherry on top at the end. He's on for the snake draft which comes out on Monday and not even joking...it's the hardest I've ever seen Eddie laugh. He couldn't talk. He had tears in his eyes. Voice pitched high. Maybe the best snake draft ever. Tune in on Monday.