FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Picking Up A Stranger's Dropped Phone Underneath An Airport Bathroom Urinal Is A Bananalands Move

We only had 3 games to break down on this week's Chiclets so we had lots of time for the extra-curricular shit. Like this clip.

As I mentioned, I had to use the pisser at Logan. Dude next to me drops his phone and it bounces into next urinal's space. The dude asks the guy pissing at that urinal to pick it up for him when he's done! And the fucking guy actually did it! 

I don't know what was crazier, that the guy asked a stranger to pick up his dropsie from a piss-spackled floor or that said stranger actually did it. The most stunning thing I've ever seen in a mens room...until this picture hit my Twitter feed...

Just...what the fuck?

And this one is even worse because at least the guy above did it to himself. What about the poor suckers who bought these Sno-Cones?

Yikes Fucking City.

But it wasn't all toiler humor this week. Retired goalie Mike McKenna now does TV analysis for Vegas and we got into what makes the Golden Knights tick.

Enjoy and have a great weekend. 

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