Get You A Man Who Eats An Ostrich Burger Before Noon
Ostrich...Burger. What a JOURNEY eating that was. Very intimidating stuff. Massively large patty and just a big ass fucking bird does not mesh well in the burger world for me. Luckily I am a student of the game and if I can expand my burger knowledge/pallet by enjoying someone's Ostrich Burger on their menu that is simply just something I'm gonna have to do no matter how fucking weird said animal looks in real life. I mean does that thing scream TASTY to you? The answer is an overwhelming no.
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Oh well.
