If You Pick Kirby In Super Smash Then You're A Punk Ass Bitch

Here's how to immediately detect if someone is a coward - their Super Smash main is Kirby.

I don't write the rules here, so don't get mad at me. That's just the facts.

I agree with Nick here (aka KingoftheNorth), Pikachu is the best character to use in Smash. You can never go wrong with a lil Pika Pika in your life.

Link is definitely everybody's first go-to character. My first few times playing Smash, I would only ever use Link. There's something about him that draws every character to like Link.

As Nailed it Jones and Nick state, Kirby is a completely cheat code. My man can take 200% damage and just float right back onto the stage like nothing happened. If Kirby is your main and you want to be respectful, Jigglypuff is a respectable substitution. Some people might not know this, but if you master Jigglypuff, she can be the best character in the game.

The beauty about Super Smash is that it will always be a timeless game and the variety of characters is truly incredible. Who you used growing up will always be your favorite character.

I will say, if someone chooses Ness as their main, watch out because they are probably DISGUSTING at the game.

Whereas we have our differences about main characters, I think we can all agree on one thing - Hyrule Castle and Sector Z are the best maps in the game.

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