Welcome to the Four Loko Lounge where this week, we squaded up with some of Barstool's finest employees to see who could survive and thrive in Verdansk.
To set the stage, Smitty (and later on WSD) were trying to catch dubs while I coached our trainees in the Lounge. After their performances, I assigned each player a ranking based on a multitude of metrics.
Great energy, great passion but very poor coach-ability. Blamed everything on me even though I felt like his guardian angel through Verdansk.
I was genuinely surprised at the communication between Nate and Smitty - it was actually decent! Who would've thought.
I mean Vibbs is literally the nicest human being on the face of the earth. He spends some time on the Fortnite Island, so we had some skill to work with here. He had great coach-ability, good reactions and decent game sense. I would consider Vibbs to be my top recruit from this draft class.
Vibbs got cheated in the Gulag. he should've had our first Gulag victory of the deal. PainU
Big T B-
Camaraderie is huge in Warzone, I can't emphasize that enough. Big T was by far our most skilled player of the group, but mixing him with Smitty and WSD is a communications disaster (or masterpiece depending on your level of chaos toleration). Good gun skill, great in-game sense but the squad was chirping each other the entire time.
General Smitty also played his heart out in these drops.
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