The OnlyFans Mom Whose Kids Got Kicked Out of Catholic School Talks to Barstool, and She Takes a Flamethrower to the Parents Who Started This War

A little over a month ago, I brought you the story of Mrs. Poindexter, otherwise known as Crystal Jackson, a mom whose kids got expelled from their Catholic school because a group of parents found her OnlyFans account and demanded they be removed:

Shortly after, Crystal reached out to me to say thanks. Which led to a series of texts and finally, her accepting my invitation to come on with me and talk about it. 

Come hear Crystal's journey, from how her early menopause inspired her and her husband to try the HotWife lifestyle on Reddit. How some Redditors encouraged her to start an OnlyFans account. How her page was discovered by some school parents who objected to her being a second grade classroom volunteer and went to the administration about it. How the school was actually very cool to her and had zero plans to do anything but let her live her life. But mostly come for the vicious, petty, self-righteous asshole parents who refused to let it go and forced the church's hand. And the dirt that Crystal has on them, not the least of which is sex with condiments and a nasty, very un-Christian voicemail. 

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The story of Mrs. Poindexter is truly a Hero's Journey, like something out of ancient myths. A humble origin story, a call to greatness, with evil forces at every turn and finally, triumph, as she's making more now by entertaining her growing legion of followers than she was before the Legion of Karens came after her. 

I'll only correct one thing she says. After the interview she subscribed me to her OnlyFans. And it is most assuredly more graphic than Playboy. Much, much more. Crystal Jackson, thanks for coming on. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.