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Guy Online Who Knows Absolutely Nothing About Stocks

Like a lot of people this week I decided to invest in some stocks inspired by a reddit thread. 

I don't know anything about stocks, but I sure as hell acted like I did.

Over the course of the last 48 hours I started using terms like "To the moon" and "HOLD THE LINE" on a regular basis. I don't even know who I am anymore. I'm starving for money. 

I'm leading the revolution. 

I may have no idea what I talk about but I am still holding the fucking line!

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