BREAKING NEWS: I Have Officially Won The Inaugural "Dust Off Challenge", Presented By The Dog Walk
If you're asking yourself "WSD wtf is a Dust Off Challenge?" then you, my friend, need to advance your pop culture knowledge. The TL/DR of it is this: we drafted "road trip snacks" with Trent:
1 Drink
1 Gummy
1 Chocolate
1 Chip
1 Miscellaneous
And Ed bitched and moaned about me drafting Flamin' Hot Cheetos because they get red finger prints everywhere. Fine, fair complaint.... but then the commie bastard turned around and drafted Doritos for his chip. Ummmmm Ed - what in the flying fuck is the difference? Literally the hue and that's it. It's only the hue that matters.
Someone PLEASE tell Ed about the hue. Thank you.
Now did I actually win? Yes. But of course Pol Pot was up to his same ol' bullshit and rigged the election results. That kinda behavior should come as no surprise to anyone who listens to the show. Fuck you Ed, you fucking commie bastard!
I feel like Joseph McCarthy now. Always looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody from Ed's Army is going to attack me.
Anyways, watch the video. I think it's quite clear that you can't bitch about someone eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the car while turning around and drafting Doritos. Both are going to fuck up your seats and get finger prints everywhere. Never forget about the hue, Ed. Never forget it.
I have no idea what I just wrote in this blog but I'm rolling with it. Enjoy!
