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We Use Our Goatees To Negotiate On Owen's Behalf For Basic Apartment Features Like Outlets And Wifi With His Landlord

Our dear Owen has been without outlets in his room and wifi in his apartment for a few weeks now:

With our new goatees we decided to take matters into our own hands and get this fixed once and for all.