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-Billy vs Jose Canseco is actually happening in RNR. Billy is gonna fucking crush that roid head into the earth's core (I really hope so but I'm also kinda scared of Billy).
-Big Ev has to face HQ after a pretty disgusting loss in the National Championship. 'Til next year Big Ev Let's Go's....
-Barstool is considering getting into the OnlyFans market with Kayce Smith leading the charge with potential feet pics (proceed to the Barstool Fund).
-Who the FUCK stole Frank The Tank's chocolate football?