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Longtime Toolies: Restoring Something For A Gift Is A Classy Move

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Dicked Down In Dallas: Trey Lewis Released The Music Video For The Horniest Country Song of All Time

This song has been blowin up on the ole tiktok machine and our guy Dante covered that. When this song started making money moves up the chats, I thought, "when this music video comes out, someone is probably gonna get their wiener sucked on set." Well, much to my chagrin, no one had their penis even

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ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect.

ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset. What’s not ok? To uh - go back to the recruiting station & fire a weapon through the windows. Not gonna help your cause, pal.

ROUND 3: The Australian Army is investigating a soldiers' use of a Taliban fighter's prosthetic leg… And yes, you guessed it. He used it as a beer mug.

ROUND 4: The US Military had a hot date with China’s this week but we were left alone at the table with a fine bottle of white wine & red cheeks… since they were a no show. China, call us back. Please!

ROUND 5: Cons sat down with two ladies who went from the swimming pool to the Shark Tank with some Army in between. They told him why they started a jewelry line instead of a more traditional route


ROUND 6: Ugh, more Hollywood Marines? And what? They’re going to have VAGINAS this time?! Noooooooo!.

Bold American

Bold American is Made in America and made for you. Two Veterans and a Gold Star sister dive into the Good, Bad, Ugly, and All-American topics. Military, Veteran, Culture Issues and yes…even politics. Bold conversations for all Americans. Hosted by Captain Cons. New episodes each week

From bombs, bullets, and bad guys to politics, pop culture and all things problematic: Bold American Pod is the stories you might know told from a slightly different perspective that was forged through war, wit, and wounds.

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ZBT #324: The Army Cures Covid

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Round 1: CyberPunk 2077 was released last week and people were going nuts that you could make a player have a big or small dick. If the same types of features were added to COD, what would you do???

Round 2: The Secretary of the VA has been called on to resign over his seemingly insane treatment of a woman who is a veteran and congressional staffer. 

Round 3:Osama Bin Laden’s fat fuck friend was released from jail for being too fat and now hes eating fish and chips in an expensive london flat and it makes me wanna pull my pubes out. 

Round 4: I sat down with WWE Superstar and motivator Lacy Evans. I was legit impressed with her hard chargeriness. 

Round 5: Last week, we lost a legend of the game. Chuck Yaeger, the test pilot and twitter god, died at the age of 97.

ZBT #323: WWE Superstar and Marine Veteran Lacey Evans + Remembering Chuck Yeager

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ROUND 1: A Sergeant Major in 2/7 is getting roasted like a green weenie over the hot coals of NCO rage this week & there’s viral memes to prove it. Why? Apparently he went Grinch mode and threatened to take the Marine’s holiday leave away. 

ROUND 2: In the wake of Vanessa Guillén’s murder, Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy announced that 14 leaders at Fort Hood were being fired or suspended, and an independent review has revlealed an environment where women were in “survival mode”. We speak with Haley Britzkey of Task & Purpose who’s been covering the story.

ROUND 3: Shhhhh, keep it down, round 3 is about the quietest place in the United States and the how the Navy is ruining that WITH THEIR LOUD ASS PLANES

ROUND 4: Cons is sitting down with former Naval Academy and NFL player Napoleon McCallum to talk about a game that is happening this weekend or something. Who knows 

ROUND 5: Kyle took to ZBT Twitter to ask you to “Tell us you’re in the military without telling us you’re in the military”... Some great responses to close out the week.

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ZBT #322: The Fort Hood Investigation And The 2/7 SgtMaj Is The Grinch

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Round 1: Buddy the Elf had his valor stolen this weekend by a man from Boston who was looking to meet his father for the first time. 

Round 2: Give me one volunteer right damn now. SWISS. Thank you. SWISS, grab your little European battle buddies, form a line in space, and police call all that damn debre. It all goes either in your trash bag or your cargo pocket. Up to you, SWISS.

Round 3: General Milley has a bold idea that would absolutely put recruiters in a tough position. If you pulled the little plastic card of desire because it said “travel the world,” you might get the Big Green Weenie again. 

Round 4: China is creating Super Soldiers like they've never seen what could go wrong in Terminator. T-1000 better not be coming out of China or I swear to god… I dunno what I will do but that’s scary. 

Round 5: One of the most common questions we get is about life after transitioning from the military. We got to speak with a hiring expert who has the answers you need. 

Song at the end is "Fortunate Son" covered by Dropkick Murphys..

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