Barstool Attempts to Beat The Box In A Game Of Russian Roulette

After watching the movie Deer Hunter a couple of weekends ago, I wanted to play real Russian Roulette at the bar to keep the productive energy going till Christmas break. No one wanted to die, and I need people for episodes, so we settled on Holiday Seltzer Roulette. Behind one straw is a delicious holiday beverage, and behind the other two straws are Mint Yogurt Soda and Noni juice. Two of the worst drinks that have been at the bar. 

I'm all for helping animals and the environment, but how are paper straws the answer to plastic straws? Behind scissors, liquid is probably paper's biggest weakness.  Maybe now that there is a vaccine, the top scientists can start figuring out the perfect straw technology?