Which Barstool Simpletons Should Be Banned From Real Life After Playing 'Among Us'?

All.  All of us is the answer.  And that's that.  Kind of.  It's impressive how WSD's immaturity and affinity for failure will forever shine through in whatever he does.  

Objectively hilarious.  Subjectively embarrassing for the human race, but objectively hilarious. Especially with the beyond genuine "GODDAMMIT!" from Thomas S. Smokes.  Just a beauty of a night, even if we all had our struggles learning the ropes of Among Us:

But as for Dave, our loyal Mutt still needs to be disciplined.  Hard.  

One day he will be a good boy.  One day ROTC Dave will finally be housebroken.  Until then...

Live now:

Let's cook.  

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