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Longtime Toolies: I've Made A Huge Mistake

I fudged up, guys. No, I didn't drug an entire bachelor party and lose my best pal, but I did set up my workshop like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.  Just look at that. Gross. I have virtually no work surface so I sit on the floor like a poor, and I covered that floor with gym mats?! What was I thin

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Longtime Toolies: How To Install A Simple Bidet For That Ass

Honestly, the bidet is life-changing. I've installed one in every single bathroom in my house. Leaving home, I feel so gross with using just toilet paper like some sort of caveman. Dont be a caveman. Get a bidet. It's easy and saves you money in the long run.  Go get some Rocky boots with the promo 

Longtime Toolies: Saturdays Are For Mowing The Mother F'n Grass

For my entire adult life, I haven't given a shit about my grass. My first house with grass was in Okinawa. The base gardeners mowed the grass there so I didn't have to. Id always look out of the window and think that grass was the biggest waste of time and resources on base. Who cares about it? Toss

Longtime Toolies: Carving Up Some Christmas Gifts

Well folks, if you've been keeping up with my journey into DIY you'll know it doesn't always go as planned. This time was no different, but I adapted, I improvised, and I overcame. I also used more tools on this one little project than I think I've used on anything. The ArborTech tools are so good a

Longtime Toolies: Making My Workshop Suck Less

In the last six months I went from having virtually zero tools and no real place to even use them to having a dedicated workshop and more tools than you can shake a stick at. Not sure why you'd want to shake a stick at them, but you couldn't even if you tried. That has been, as we say in the biz, a 

Longtime Toolies: Am I A Piece of “Moronic Shit“ For Having A 96 Inch Level?

In some ways, my brain works a little differently than other peoples'. Sometimes that's great and sometimes it's not. For instance, I saw a bunch of filing cabinets and turned them into a toolbox. That was a pretty good idea. The way that I did it, it wasn't great. I didn't have much worktop area an

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