Lowering The Bar: Watermelon Eating Challenge

It's already fucking September, which means football (hopefully), BUT it also means Summer is almost OFFICIALLY over. In order to squeeze out the last drops of summer, Lowering The Bar had a Watermelon Eating Contest. 

The Great Watermelon Eating Challenge of 2020  with Dave vs A Snot Nose Kid was won by a dig and scoop method, but surprisingly the typewriter was the method of choice in the Barstool HQ Watermelon Eating Contest

Can Barstool eat watermelon quicker than El Pres? Or are they slower than some snot-nosed kid?