What you missed this week on Barstool Breakfast because you didn't get your ass out of bed, and US OPEN preview... NSFW

This week started with a tiny bit of drama when Willie and Jetski rattled off the names of the biggest drinkers at Barstool and Dana's name was inadvertently left off.

Although I wasn't there when the debate started, I did hear from more than a few people that it was embarrassing and childish for grown men to talk so much about drinking prowess.

To those disappointed and refined listeners, I would say there is nothing that is too childish to discuss on the air.

Case in point: I came to the conclusion a few months back that if I were to redesign the human body, the maximum amount of breasts on a woman would be 5... Three up front and 2 more in the back to squeeze while slow dancing.

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The week ended with Dana and Willie coming together to form a (childish and embarrassing) bond through alcohol on Gentleman's Friday… Which just so happened to coincide with National Red Wine Day… Which just so happened to coincide with me enlisting the help of 2 wine experts and a Portuguese baker to make it the booziest Gentleman's Friday in recent memory.

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Next Friday, I am happy to finally spend time with someone my own age as Frankie's dad is coming in to cater the show with the finest guinea fare Borelli's has to offer.

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"Celebrity" guests this week will include the often-forgotten, Pauly Shore, and a female wrestler whose name escapes me right now.

And on top of that, we will provide full coverage of the US Open which may or may not begin sometime this week.

However, if it is this week, we'll be all over it.

(Stacey Keibler)

And not just because I have a bunch of these tennis GIFs hanging around.

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I mean, it's partially due to the fact I wanna get rid of these GIFs.

But it's also because the US Open is very interesting to a handful of people, I assume… Including some Asian women.

And Hispanics.

Almost done…

And the last one is a tasteful pic…

Barstool Breakfast airs LIVE every weekday from 8-10 AM on Sirius, Channel 85.

Take a report.

-Large


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