Kate and I have figured it out. We know the way to the top now. We know the way to half a million a year and everything that comes with it. So we're talking dick now, almost exclusively.
There's no way around it and it was only a matter of time. Folks as talented as me and as marginally attractive as Kate can only get so far in this world, so we're turning to the ole penis to create interest and likes. We're goin' with the dickbait.
On this episode of Mornin' Sunshine, we discuss Kate's cat, a dick, and we have the first appearance from our new weatherman. Also Kate convinced me to do a bit with a large amount of tea and it ruined my Dominique Wilkins jersey.
And don't forget to pick up the slowest-selling t-shirt in the history of the site: