*RICO BOSCO VOICE*
It's almost been 7 YEARS that I've been contributing to Barstool Sports in some manner. When I first started there were maybe... 20 employees at the company? You kinda got to know everyone through the internet just because the company was so small. Now it's so big I feel like I am on an email chain with a new person every day. Because of that, it's almost impossible to develop a personal relationship with every employee these days.
Glenny Balls came here 4 years ago in September of 2016 and outside of a random tweet here and there and a handshake/head nod whenever I'd be in NYC, I never really got to know him. Then coronavirus struck and for whatever reason Smitty, Balls and myself found ourselves streaming 34th place Warzone finishes for 2-3 hours 3-4x a week. I've gotten to know Glenny a little bit through that and I can say that he's without question one of my favorite people here. Such a genuinely good kid.
But.... he's not smarter than me. Who'da thunk it? Sucks for him. That said, he still put on a show for the people last night. Drunk Glenny trying to spell inoculate while flexing those 22" pythons/biceps had me cracking the fuck up.
Thanks for that Glenny. Study up on the spelling though.