Mornin' Sunshine: We try so hard to be entertaining

Here we are again. Just me and Kate, asked to do a morning show because we are the two most lovable personalities at Barstool. Alright, we say, we'll put the company on our back and crank out another one.

Today, we've got delicious news from the world of politics, from the NFL and from Kate's apartment, which must smell like week-old bologna at this point.

  • We've got a blimp sighting in Queens!
  • There's a hot new ticket in the presidential game.
  • I try to be funny with mixed results.
  • And tons of cat jokes.

Also we have shirts. And the first 10 people who buy it will be the first 10 people who buy it.