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"Like when white babies turn black" - Martin J Mush talking about flamingos being born white.

In case you missed it, this morning Marty was on a different Marty level than normal. Highlights (as soon above) include him reading his notes while watching Animal Planet with Dana, him triggering my trypophobia for no reason, an argument about refrigerator vs fridgerator and much more.  

Wild, wild ride. 

We're all stuck inside. You have your drunk thoughts. Your high thoughts. Your "get me the fuck out of here thoughts." Well Marty basically lives inside that world. Watch his brain "work" every Monday and Friday on "A Morning Pick Me Up" live on IG @vivalastool at 11:30 ET.

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