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Last Night, A Tall, Lean & Handsome Man From Chicago Emasculated A Sickly Looking Kid From Washington, DC And It Was ALL Caught On Tape

I haven't seen a beating like that since someone stuck a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose! 

The WSD Revenge tour continues. Poor Nate. He never stood a chance against me, not that anyone really does so long as I don't have to guess how long obscure marriages last like that of Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra. Fuck you Chief, you fucking idiot. 

Oh, and speaking of Carmen Electra, remember her? In case you don't, she was cream of the smoke show crop for a hot minute:

But back to the important stuff.  Yes, I completely wasted Nate in "Are You Smarter Than WSD". Yes, I totally ruined his reputation and he has to tuck his tail between his legs knowing he lost a game of trivia to someone with the unfair stigma as having rocks for brains. But that's not his fault; I plan on emasculating many of my coworkers in the coming months.

Episode III of Barstool at Night is Monday Night and the WSD revenge tour will roll on like a tank in 1943 Poland. Who will have their reputation ruined next?  

Looking at inviting one of these mutts on:

Such an aesthetic looking group of people.  ***Lifts up leg and farts***

Which one of you bitches are gonna step up to the plate? Ya'll know where to find me.

PS - I truly think this show has chance to eventually evolve into the best product Barstool Chicago puts out. It's clean, organized, short, and sweet. Give us a chance and do NOT hesitate to tweet me or any of the other Chicago guys questions/comments/smart remarks/advice on what you think we can do to improve the show.  

Oh and speaking of block head Smitty, I'm going live with him and Balls in The Warzone in 30 mins, tune in and watch me save their asses time and time again in Verdansk:

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Barstool Chicago

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1
Who Controls The Music On A Road Trip? | Stool Scenes Chicago

Who Controls The Music On A Road Trip? | Stool Scenes Chicago

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Sports in the Office | Stool Scenes: Chicago Ep 9

Sports in the Office | Stool Scenes: Chicago Ep 9

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Introducing The Best Guy-to-Girl Ratio In Chicago Bar History | Da Bars Episode 4

Introducing The Best Guy-to-Girl Ratio In Chicago Bar History | Da Bars Episode 4

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I Blacked Out At Sox Park: How to Become a Viral Sensation Overnight | Stool Scenes Chicago Ep 8

I Blacked Out At Sox Park: How to Become a Viral Sensation Overnight | Stool Scenes Chicag...

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Sydnie Wells Moves To Barstool Chicago | Stool Scenes Chicago 7

Sydnie Wells Moves To Barstool Chicago | Stool Scenes Chicago 7

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(VIDEO) The Best NFL Bar In Chicago | Da Bars Episode 3

(VIDEO) The Best NFL Bar In Chicago | Da Bars Episode 3

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Brutal Chimpanzee Attack and The Cop That Intervened | The Story of Travis

Brutal Chimpanzee Attack and The Cop That Intervened | The Story of Travis

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Chicago Stool Scenes Is LIVE Featuring The Field of Dreams, Red Ed, And Carl Going Crazy

Chicago Stool Scenes Is LIVE Featuring The Field of Dreams, Red Ed, And Carl Going Crazy

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VIDEO: WSD vs. Spider Tack And 100MPH Fastballs

VIDEO: WSD vs. Spider Tack And 100MPH Fastballs

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Carl Gets Banned From Chicago's Biggest Wisconsin Bar - Game 6 NBA Finals

Carl Gets Banned From Chicago's Biggest Wisconsin Bar - Game 6 NBA Finals

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Chicago Stool Scenes Episode ONE Is Now Live Featuring Alex Cooper, The Windy City Smokeout, And Mr Portnoy

Chicago Stool Scenes Episode ONE Is Now Live Featuring Alex Cooper, The Windy City Smokeou...

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Where's The Best Place To Get A Sandwich Before A Cubs Game? | Wrigleyville Food Fight (Clark Street Edition)

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BREAKING: Barstool Chicago Officially Has It's Own Beef Kit With J.P. Graziano

BREAKING: Barstool Chicago Officially Has It's Own Beef Kit With J.P. Graziano

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Crisp Chicken Wings vs. S&G Egg Skillet #13 | Chicago Food Fights: Lakeview

Crisp Chicken Wings vs. S&G Egg Skillet #13 | Chicago Food Fights: Lakeview

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MLB Stadium Draft (ft. Jared Carrabis): Does Dodger Stadium Suck?

MLB Stadium Draft (ft. Jared Carrabis): Does Dodger Stadium Suck?

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I Spent Ash Wednesday At One Of Chicago's Oldest Italian Restaurants

I Spent Ash Wednesday At One Of Chicago's Oldest Italian Restaurants

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Full Video Of Stan Bowman Interview With Chief

Full Video Of Stan Bowman Interview With Chief

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Barstool Chicago Presents: Stoolgating Episode 1 From Chief's Shoe Box

Barstool Chicago Presents: Stoolgating Episode 1 From Chief's Shoe Box

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Eddie & Carl Recap 'Long Gone Summer' (Video)

Eddie & Carl Recap 'Long Gone Summer' (Video)

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Barstool at Night Replay Featuring THE Glenny Balls

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Is Brandon Walker The Worst Winner Of All Time?

Is Brandon Walker The Worst Winner Of All Time?

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Barstool at Night Rewind: The Battle of the Meatheads

Barstool at Night Rewind: The Battle of the Meatheads

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The Time I Got A Signed Adriana Chechik Picture

The Time I Got A Signed Adriana Chechik Picture

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Hey Rear Admiral, It's KERFUFFLE Not "KERFLUFFEL" You Big Bananahead!!!

Hey Rear Admiral, It's KERFUFFLE Not "KERFLUFFEL" You Big Bananahead!!!

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Yawwwwwwn.... I'm Smarter Than Marty Mush and Dana Beers

Yawwwwwwn.... I'm Smarter Than Marty Mush and Dana Beers