A lot of people say Hallelujah is the greatest song ever written and I'm not here to dispute any of that. I just want to go on record and say that I maintained as much lyrical integrity as possible. If that gets me bonus points, great. If not then whatever. It's the thought that counts when you rip someone else off and my heart was in the right place.
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