Welcome home Rod. Glad we could assemble the entire team for the celebration, but even happier no one got murdered in the process.
For those wondering, Rod's house listed just short of $1.1M nearly 10 years ago. It's a beautiful property that could use some work. WSD offered to sweep the chimney but security told us to pound sand. Whatever. Not a bad effort for our first official press conference.
Welcome home Rod you corrupt jagoff. Guys like you make this place go round.