In what should be my final piece of NASCAR-related content for the foreseeable future, here's a look back at a weekend I barely remember.
You won't see much of Dave in this video because I did not see much of Dave that weekend... His friendship with Uber Driver Debbie left absolutely no doubt that I was the third wheel, so I was forced to venture out on my own into the land of canned beer and boiled peanuts.
Many thanks to my partner-in-crime, NASCAR Trackside LIVE's Amy Long, the people at NASCAR who gave us the white-glove treatment, and also to the people in the infield who gave my liver the boxing-glove treatment.
See y'all at Talladega... That is if my new boss, Debbie, signs off on me going.
Say a little prayer for me...
Boogity, boogity, boogity, and take a report.
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