Myself and Intern DC Attempted To Take Down A 10 Pound Grilled Cheese Sandwich This Week

So this week myself an Intern DC did the Cheesie’s Challenge.  Now in the video, the part where they doubled the size of the sandwich recently and haven’t updated their website was conveniently left out, by the Chef and GM’s own admission:

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Everything that you see above?  Double that.  7.5 pound sandwich, 2.5 pounds of fries.

*SPOILER*

I didn’t finish.  That’s an IMPOSSIBLE feat.  Literally nobody ever has, but “some 80 pound Asian lady got within a handful of bites” recently, according to the GM and chef.  I did eat more food in one sitting than I ever have in my life though, and yes, I was miserable for the next 24 hours.  Felt like a football was chillin in my gut. Could I have kept going?  Maybe.  But I was so goddamn full that for some reason the taste of the American cheese sort of amplified and overtook my brain and I said fuck this.  I never want to touch American cheese again.  Disgusting.

How much did both of us eat?  Did either of us yack?  Gotta watch to find out.

Shout out to Cheesies – great spot for lunch, dinner or when you’re hammered leaving Big Shitty Tap across the street.

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