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Bills Mafia Found Out About Explosives, Nobody Will Ever Be Safe Again

I told you. I told you the Bills being 3-0 was a matter of public safety. Now look. We got Wile E. Coyote out here trying to do God knows what. Fireworks? Pipebomb? Flash fry a turkey? Who knows what the end goal was here, all I know is it very much did not work. Or maybe it did, who knows based on where the video cut off. All I know is the follow up DM we got after receiving this video was laugh out loud funny.

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“Hey, before we post this HOMEMADE EXPLOSION VIDEO WHICH CLEARLY WENT AWRY is your pal alright?”
“Alright? Buddy, we’re 3-0. This is the best day of his life.”
“Yeah but what about the explos-”
“He’s in the casket right now with a smile on his face. We can’t even close the sucker due to the massive erection he has. CIRCLE THOSE WAGONS BABY 3-0!!!”

Remember, it’s not a tragedy if you die doing what you love.

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