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No Matter The Circumstance, The Band Must March On

This is what college football is all about summed up in one video. Tennessee paid about a million dollars to get beat by a borderline D-1 school. Fans crying in the streets. Rocky top message boards ablaze with some of the hottest takes the web has ever seen. Trombonist laid out like Austin Collie came across the middle against the Ravens. And yet, the band must march on. If you’re not ready for Week 1 then you can lay there and wait for your medical attention when the routine is over. These band members didn’t spend all summer grinding for you to crumble when the lights are at their brightest. Take his socks, better luck next week, son.

(PS – I asked Chuck if this kid was alive so if he’s not you can forward all complaints to @ChuckNaso on Twitter dot com.)

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